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Shirts with a joke on them, printed to order. Dry one liners, sarcasm, workplace humor, dad jokes and the kind of thing you buy for someone who says they hate presents. Nothing here is printed until somebody buys it, so a design that would never justify a bulk run still gets made.
What is in here
Text based one liners are the biggest group, because a good line does not need illustration. After that: sarcastic takes on office life, parenting, fishing, coffee, gym and pet ownership. Some designs lean rude, most stay safe for a family barbecue. Read the shirt before you buy it for a coworker.
Sizes generally run S through 4XL. Each product page lists the range actually in stock for that design.
Printed, not stocked
Every shirt is printed when you order it, using DTF on a garment we pick for feel rather than for cost. The print is thin and flexible. It moves with the shirt instead of sitting on top like a rubber patch, and it does not crack across the chest after a season.
The practical benefit of print to order is range. A screen printing shop needs to sell fifty of a design to justify making it, which is why their catalogs are safe. Ours is not limited that way.
Buying more than one
Price per shirt drops as quantity rises. Groups order these for bachelor and bachelorette weekends, work Christmas parties, fantasy football leagues and family reunions, often with a different joke on each shirt at no extra cost.
If you want your own line instead of ours, send the artwork and we will print it. That lives in customized printed t-shirts.
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does the print last?
Years, washed properly. Cold water, inside out, no fabric softener, tumble low or hang dry.
Do the shirts run true to size?
Mostly, though it varies by blank. Each product page lists the measurements. If you are between sizes on a fitted style, size up.
Can I order one shirt?
Yes. One is a real order at the same price per piece.
Can I add a name or change the wording?
Often yes, for a small charge. Send us the design and what you want it to say.
What if it arrives damaged or wrong?
Email cypressdtf@gmail.com within 48 hours with your order number and a photo. If the fault is ours we reprint or refund.
Shirts with a joke on them, printed to order. Dry one liners, sarcasm, workplace humor, dad jokes and the kind of thing you buy for someone who says they hate presents. Nothing here is printed until somebody buys it, so a design that would never justify a bulk run still gets made.
What is in here
Text based one liners are the biggest group, because a good line does not need illustration. After that: sarcastic takes on office life, parenting, fishing, coffee, gym and pet ownership. Some designs lean rude, most stay safe for a family barbecue. Read the shirt before you buy it for a coworker.
Sizes generally run S through 4XL. Each product page lists the range actually in stock for that design.
Printed, not stocked
Every shirt is printed when you order it, using DTF on a garment we pick for feel rather than for cost. The print is thin and flexible. It moves with the shirt instead of sitting on top like a rubber patch, and it does not crack across the chest after a season.
The practical benefit of print to order is range. A screen printing shop needs to sell fifty of a design to justify making it, which is why their catalogs are safe. Ours is not limited that way.
Buying more than one
Price per shirt drops as quantity rises. Groups order these for bachelor and bachelorette weekends, work Christmas parties, fantasy football leagues and family reunions, often with a different joke on each shirt at no extra cost.
If you want your own line instead of ours, send the artwork and we will print it. That lives in customized printed t-shirts.
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does the print last?
Years, washed properly. Cold water, inside out, no fabric softener, tumble low or hang dry.
Do the shirts run true to size?
Mostly, though it varies by blank. Each product page lists the measurements. If you are between sizes on a fitted style, size up.
Can I order one shirt?
Yes. One is a real order at the same price per piece.
Can I add a name or change the wording?
Often yes, for a small charge. Send us the design and what you want it to say.
What if it arrives damaged or wrong?
Email cypressdtf@gmail.com within 48 hours with your order number and a photo. If the fault is ours we reprint or refund.